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ANONYMOUS JONES'
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #04
AREN'T WE GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES?
Sorry, we simply underestimated the raw animal power of prurient
interest, and became distracted by the thought of all those
naked... Well, nevermind, here's how things are laid out in the
"land down under." First, Australia is shaped like a slightly
sloppy Beef Wellington, just a little underdone and somewhat bent
in the middle, bordered on the west by the Indian Ocean and on
the east by the South Pacific Ocean (from the musical of the same
name). Down on the bottom right-hand corner there's a little
island called Tasmania (just in case you've ever wondered where
Tasmania actually WAS) and just a little bit off the map to the
right is New Zealand, which is another island and might even have
been a better emigration target than Australia, if it had been
just a little bigger.
(C) 1985 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <C>omments Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.